The Fair
I was at the fair last night, and I got a call from someone claiming to be the bearded lady. It was not the kind of thing that I thought was funny, as I have always been scared of circus freaks. I went home and used a cell phone lookup website to find out who called me. It was Rita, the girl at school that has a crush on me. I need to start attracting girls that are not completely out of their minds. That is the only way to keep from getting scared of carnival acts all the time.